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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Plunging approval numbers deepen White House disquiet

The swine flu is so spring 2009. There's a new affliction sweeping the nation: Obama traumatic stress disorder, or OTSD.
It is a physiological condition caused by overindulgence in Obamamania, which leads to severe hangoverlike pangs of distress and regret. Symptoms include acute anxiety over government takeovers of the auto, financial, mortgage and insurance industries; heart palpitations over President Obama's proposed nationalization of health care; hyperventilation over sky-high taxes to pay for socialized medicine and the cap-and-trade carbon scam; panic attacks over a rising 9.5 percent unemployment rate; tremors over his moves to create a permanent Democratic majority, including legalizing 12 million illegal aliens and unionizing vast swaths of the working public; and chronic insomnia over repeated disses to long-standing allies such as Great Britain and Israel and air kisses to brutal dictatorships in Iran, Syria, Venezuela and Cuba.
Generalized symptoms of intestinal distress,
CONTINUES HERE AT WASHINGTON TIMES

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